December 2009
2 posts
MAIP responded to this person's tweet...
FFFUUUUUUCCCCC…. MAIP SAID THE DEADLINE WAS TODAY, YET THEY ARE NO LONGER EXCEPTING ANYMORE ENTRIES??!!! WTF IS UP WITH THE TIME?!!! 4:37 AM Dec 4th from web
I’d like to think he won’t get in…for many reasons. Sigh, people are SO STUPID.
October 2009
2 posts
September 2009
9 posts
CookThing - How to Cook Anything →
Feeling broke => Me entering sweeps. →
friend's status
“i’ve said that at least a dozen times. it starts off as ‘i’m never drinking again’ and it gradually turns into ‘i’m never drinking that heavily again’ and then eventually to ‘i’m not drinking heavily again this weekend’ and finally to ‘fuck my life.’”— Simon Wong
Quick Paella →
I know you [like to?] make paella and this version takes 10 minutes to make and 15 minutes to cook.
I am such a b*****, I know
Victoria Morales
Victoria completed the quiz “Who is your Celebrity Twin?” with the result Your twin is Kim Kardashian!.You are full of sexy curves and constantly apply gloss to those luscious lips! You are envied by women and wanted by men. Those curves ca…n be deadly, so watch out for those crazy, curvy breasts, and that round, plump ass!
NASTAY.
LOL & you’re so right to the picture/Michael Vincent comment
Also, I loved Michael Chen hahahahaha
remember mike from alpha delt?
fb status lol
Michael Chen what is this david hasselhoff singing on nbc? i think i just died and got put into some very special hell that only involves wash-up baywatch stars and singing.
crushed:
Where’s the relationship status button on Facebook for “heartbroken”?
— girl
Nowhere, because nobodyyy wants to see that on facebook! Not the place. Go emo on your blog.
August 2009
20 posts
Twitter: Shit My Dad Says →
funnyordie:
gregrutter:
“I’m 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says”
The internet is hilarious. Add this to the list of the reason why…
Arzu japanese, chinese, fing phillipino-Jyoti, wait how do you spell phillipino? are we really going to Cornell? HAHAH!
Shamila i justt called u. call me back! Nancy Does your IQ drop when you move North?
I don’t understand this at all, but it seems like more evidence for your stupid Cornell kids argument =P
Five ways to feng shui your week:
yellowdoor:
i-peach-feng-shui:
1. clear out every inbox/ outbox & spam folder you have on the internet. 2. go get your car washed & clean out everything you conveniently store in the closet otherwise known as your trunk. 3. move 27 things around your office or one room in your house to “unstick” it if you feel “stuck”. 4. stop at home depot and get a shower filter so you are no longer...
UNIVERSAL PACKING LIST. →
How many errors can you find?
Sonam hey, hope your doing alright, i miss you and was totally remenising on our freshman year the other day. i hope i get to see you before i leave for cornell on the 25th.
Figured you might enjoy this / use it as evidence for your stupid people at Cornell argument, haha
BustedTees - Annyong →
have you gotten to this in arrested development yet?
Glenn Feron-The Art of Retouching →
mouse over the pic lol, found it on photoshopdisasters.com
Today, I went to buy a cake for my daughter’s birthday. She really loves Twilight, so I decided to get her a vampire-related cake. I wrote down “fangs” as a decoration. The baker thought it said “wangs”. My 10 year old daughter’s cake has wangs all over it. Her party is tomorrow morning. FML
if i had to bake a cake for a twilight fan i’d do this too.
July 2009
2 posts
“(228): two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over...”
– texts from last night
BAFAB: Buy a Friend a Book! →
booksbooksbooks:
booktumbling:
It is buy a friend a book week
Oh cool! I’m going to have to do this!
But, as always, we have to follow the nrn/jnl tradition of never giving gifts on time lol.
June 2009
21 posts
If You're Thinking of Living in: The Flatiron... →
Why yes, as a matter of fact I am. Too bad this article was published in 1991 lol
are you facebook stalking at work? lol
oh, no, lol, i actually pulled that up last night and when i got home from work i saw it on my browser and clicked publish. DON’T WORRY. lol, i dont even go on fb at all at work.
“please pray for daniel’s dad, he’s currently in the ER having a...”
– Someone’s status… it made me laugh lol
Morning Sex
3 friends are fans.
Become a Fan
What! I don’t need to know this. Also, of those three friends, I KNOW one of them has to be a virgin, a.k.a. False.
Neha
Neha took the Which celebrity would play you in a movie of your life? (women only) quiz and the result is Angelina
Um no. and UGH GO AWAY lol.
Amazon.com: Misery Loves Cabernet: Kim... →
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Cheap Tickets for College Students and Faculty:... →
have you heard of this?
i was accidentally a fan of this on facebook and... →