Baby are you down down down down down?

MAIP responded to this person's tweet...

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 17:07:27 -0500

FFFUUUUUUCCCCC…. MAIP SAID THE DEADLINE WAS TODAY, YET THEY ARE NO LONGER EXCEPTING ANYMORE ENTRIES??!!! WTF IS UP WITH THE TIME?!!! 4:37 AM Dec 4th from web

I’d like to think he won’t get in…for many reasons. Sigh, people are SO STUPID.

luxuriousvulgarity: seriouslythough: Some guy married her....

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:30:41 -0500

luxuriousvulgarity:

seriouslythough:

Some guy married her. That’s all. Just dwell on that for a moment.

icanread: (by sweetmave)

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:55:11 -0400

icanread:

(by sweetmave)

(via melatonin)

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 11:20:13 -0400

(via melatonin)

CookThing - How to Cook Anything

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:20:20 -0400

CookThing - How to Cook Anything

Feeling broke => Me entering sweeps.

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 14:45:01 -0400

Feeling broke => Me entering sweeps.

friend's status

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 14:33:58 -0400

“i’ve said that at least a dozen times. it starts off as ‘i’m never drinking again’ and it gradually turns into ‘i’m never drinking that heavily again’ and then eventually to ‘i’m not drinking heavily again this weekend’ and finally to ‘fuck my life.’”— Simon Wong

Quick Paella

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:36:15 -0400

Quick Paella:

I know you [like to?] make paella and this version takes 10 minutes to make and 15 minutes to cook.

I am such a b*****, I know

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 01:37:59 -0400

Victoria Morales

Victoria completed the quiz “Who is your Celebrity Twin?” with the result Your twin is Kim Kardashian!.You are full of sexy curves and constantly apply gloss to those luscious lips! You are envied by women and wanted by men. Those curves ca…n be deadly, so watch out for those crazy, curvy breasts, and that round, plump ass!

NASTAY.

LOL & you’re so right to the picture/Michael Vincent comment Also, I loved Michael Chen...

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:32:38 -0400

LOL & you’re so right to the picture/Michael Vincent comment

Also, I loved Michael Chen hahahahaha

remember mike from alpha delt? fb status lol Michael Chen what is this david hasselhoff singing on...

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 10:20:36 -0400

remember mike from alpha delt?

fb status lol

Michael Chen what is this david hasselhoff singing on nbc? i think i just died and got put into some very special hell that only involves wash-up baywatch stars and singing.

crushed: Where’s the relationship status button on Facebook for “heartbroken”? — girl Nowhere,...

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 09:23:05 -0400

crushed:

Where’s the relationship status button on Facebook for “heartbroken”?

— girl

Nowhere, because nobodyyy wants to see that on facebook! Not the place. Go emo on your blog.

toseekandfind: I saw this fellow on Awkward Family Photos, and...

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:04:21 -0400

toseekandfind:

I saw this fellow on Awkward Family Photos, and I just went “Aww.” :( Yes, he’s awkward, but I feel like there are varying degrees of this young man’s brand of awkward somewhere inside everybody.

Looks like Michael Vincent.

theduty: PEOPLE OF WAL-MART. it has arrived… and it is...

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:16:58 -0400

theduty:

PEOPLE OF WAL-MART.

it has arrived…

and it is glorious.

charmyourwayout-: NUMBER 3 REASON I’M SINGLE.

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:46:05 -0400

charmyourwayout-:

NUMBER 3 REASON I’M SINGLE.

Twitter: Shit My Dad Says

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 22:41:54 -0400

Twitter: Shit My Dad Says:

funnyordie:

gregrutter:

“I’m 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says”

The internet is hilarious. Add this to the list of the reason why…

yellowdoor: John Krasinski This one actually just showed up...

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:24:00 -0400

yellowdoor:

John Krasinski

This one actually just showed up on my dash.

gluttonyisabliss: Mojito, Watermelon Cocktail and a...

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:31:15 -0400

gluttonyisabliss:

Mojito, Watermelon Cocktail and a Margarita (via Marco Veringa)

yummm

Arzu japanese, chinese, fing phillipino-Jyoti, wait how do you spell phillipino? are we really...

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:32:00 -0400

Arzu japanese, chinese, fing phillipino-Jyoti, wait how do you spell phillipino? are we really going to Cornell? HAHAH!
Shamila i justt called u. call me back!
Nancy Does your IQ drop when you move North?
I don’t understand this at all, but it seems like more evidence for your stupid Cornell kids argument =P

nom-nom-nom: tranje: ART & COPY is a powerful new film...

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:01:00 -0400

nom-nom-nom:

tranje:

ART & COPY is a powerful new film about advertising and inspiration. Directed by Doug Pray (SURFWISE, SCRATCH, HYPE!), it reveals the work and wisdom of some of the most influential advertising creatives of our time — people who’ve profoundly impacted our culture, yet are virtually unknown outside their industry.

can’t wait to see this. also… ampersand love.

I love this! Can’t wait to see it